Humor Writing Portfolio - You Know You're a Whacko When...

 

Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.

This writing is about You Know You're a Whacko When...

... you put work before play.

... you bungee jump without a bungee cord.

... you make new friends at the Port-o-Let.

... you swim the English Channel on cable.

... your best friends are in the tropical fish tank.

... you put your college diploma on a billboard.

... you invite the Jehovah's Witnesses to come to your house.

... you wear a Halloween skeleton costume to your next X-ray
appointment.

... you marry a mailman with no return address.

... you use a snowblower to make giant-sized snow cones.

... you don't wear a mask on Mr. Personality. Isn't that right Monica?

... you go sleep-running. Very dangerous compared to sleep-walking.

... you wear a T-shirt that says, "Full fledged wacko inside. Be
advised... I reproduce."

... you cry over unspilled milk.

You know you're a whako when...

You drill holes in the bottom of your boat, on purpose,
so when it sinks, you will have a good explanation.

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