Very Punny Literally

Humor Writing Portfolio - Very Punny Litterally

Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.

This writing is about being Very Punny Litterally.

What morgue puns? Where was I when the morgue puns were being punctuated? This punchy puncher pundit punster punk of all punny puns was punished by your punkas fanning pungent while riding on a pung and not being part or parcel to the morgue puns. You've punctured my punching bag of puns. At least you're punctual and punctilious in your responses in spite of your punch lines! Meet me at the morgue. I'll be waiting with more puns than you can punt punkies with. When you get there watch out for the punty. It's hot and will blow your glass mind. I am seeking punitive damages in a state court in Punnsylvania. If you think this is punny, think again!

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Women follow me around because they like my puns. I was walkin' down the beach one day being very punny and wasn't wearing much either. I had so many women come up to me and compliment me on my puns. I was so happy that I could share my puns with them. Butt then, a few minutes later, the cops arrested me for exposing my puns in public. My thong was in violation of statute number 69. No thongs allowed on the pubic beach.

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