Humor Writing Portfolio - Things NOT to Say to Your Doctor
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Things NOT to Say to Your Doctor.
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"Things NOT to say to your doctor..." "Are you still practicing?" "Oooooooo... that looks like it could hurt somebody." "Is this all the free samples I get?" "That's funny, your nurse told me I don't need Viagra!" "Why do I have to bend over and grab my ankles?" "What do you mean, put on this gown? I have something in my eye!" "I know that's not where the thermometer goes!" "I've never seen a doctor with a chain saw before!" "Don't you think my husband is going to wonder why I have a doctor appointment every night?" "I think you'd make a better duck sound than a doctor." "I don't think my insurance covers what you're doing to me right now doctor!" "You act as if you've never seen one of these before." "Why did you make me say 'ahhh' when you stuck it in there?" "Ever attend the Lorena Bobbit School of Medicine?" "You would make Dr. Kevorkian proud." |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
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