Humor Writing Portfolio - Things NOT to Say to a Policeman
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about "Things NOT to Say to a Policeman."
| "Things
NOT to
say to a policeman..." "Can you teach me how to shoot that thing you're wearin'?" "Wanna' party?" "If you were on "COPS'', I swear they'd cancel the show!" "You'd better watch out, my Uncle slaughters pigs on his farm!" "Did you know Rodney King is my best friend?" "I oughta' have you arrested for impersonating an officer!" "O.J. is my hero!" "My dad owns the doughnut factory right around the corner!" "How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "Are those handcuffs for me or would you rather save 'em for your wife?" "You can't use that nightstick on me, it's still daylight!" "Don't bother giving me a ticket. I will just add it to my collection!" "What Police Academy movie were you in?" |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
Copyright 2006. Kramer. All rights reserved.