Even though I have been married for 24 years, I still remember the things NOT to say as pickup lines because I tried them all and they all failed miserably. Trust me. Here they are...

"What's that called? And what's it for?"

"I know a place where they offer free dance lessons."

"If your skirt was any shorter I wouldn't bother."

"You make Mona Lisa look like a party girl."

"Weren't you the poster child for the starving children in Somalia?"

"Any relation to Tammy Faye?"

"They call me One Night Stan!"

"Are you into B-I-N-G-O?"

"What's your signage?"

"Are you one of Cinderella's other sisters?"

"Can I buy you a shrink?"

"Do your drapes match your carpet?"

"Have you ever done it kitty style?"

"Wanna' see my hole-in-one trophy?"

"They let me take my seeing-eye dog on Blind Date."

"If you smile will your face break?"

"I'm a rug dealer. Wanna' shag?"

"I'm originally from Arkansas. Remember me? I used to be President of
the good ole' USA."

"They don't have a name for people like you."

"Do I look like I want to marry you?"

"My sister taught me everything I know."

"I used to be tall, dark and handsome. I don't know what happened."

"Mind if I borrow your clothes?"

"I used to be gay, but now I am just happy."

Whoa! Whoa! Enough already! You're killin' me Kramer!
Oh...
I'm Kramer!
<having an out of body dating experience>
<or maybe an out of date body experience>