Humor Writing Portfolio - The Name Game

 

Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.

This writing is about The Name Game.

Here are a few more choice names to muddy the waters of humorous
names...

These names should all be "a la mode"...

This is like a Who's Who, Who Cares...

Adam Ant Killer
Bumble Bea Arthur
Up Chuck Berry
David Bowie and Arrows
Bo Derek Rig
Ann Landers Airplane
Grape Juice Newton
Anne Rice Cakes
Jane Seymour Butts
Donna Summer School
Stevie Wonder Bread
Dolly Parton Waters
Makin Whoopi Goldberg
Martha Raye Gun
Cher Enough (Sorry... only has one name... LOL!)
Barbra Streisand Dunes
Demi Moore or Demi Less
John Major Trouble
Lawrence Welk Come
Groucho Marx Man
Mark Twain Twacks!!!!!!!!!
Ba-da Bing Crosby
Mickey Rooney and Cheese
Lana Turner Over
Stan Laurel Oak
Tom Mix Drink
Claude Rains Supreme
Gloria Swanson Dinners
Dinah Shore Line
Yoko Ono Not Again
Danny Kaye Oh
Jim Brown Paint
Shelley Winters Fury
Wally Cox Guns
Barbara Hershey Kiss
Grace Slick to My Stomach
Hard Woody Allen
Alexander Graham Bell Hop
Pearl Buck Teeth
Brigham Young Man
Lightning Rod McKuen
Michael Landon Helicopters
Eirc Clapton Hands
Herbert Hoover Vacuum
Bette Davis Eyes
Ted Danson Around the Room
George Burns Cigars
New Year's Eve Arden
Art Linkletter Head
Patti Page Turner
Tom Boy George
Liberace 500
Pete Rose Petals
Sean Penn and Ink
Mao Tse-tung Lashing
Joseph Stalin for Time
Tom Smothers Fire
Alistair Cooke Stove

Some are funnier than others. My favorite is Cher!

Game Over!!! I quit!!!

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Art Carney Worker

Barbara Eden Lunch

Lucille Ball Game

Dennis Day Job

Mary Tyler Moore Money

Ted Knight Watchman

Jamie Farr Away

Gale Storm Front

Copper Penny Marshall

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Harrison Page Number

Billy Quartz Crystal (I cheated and put a word in the middle of the
name)

Jennifer Salt Lick

Misty Rowe House

Gordon Jump Start

Vic Morrow Nuts

Big Dick Peabody

Donna Reed Books

Howard Keel Over

Barry Morse Code

Fast Buck Taylor

Coy Roy Roberts

Little Dabbs Greer

Richard Long Time No See

Barbara Bain in the Butt

Salt Peter Graves

Martin Landau Top

Henry Fonda Women

Marlon Brando Cows

'57 Chevy Chase

Bill Murray Eel (Sorry Murray!)

Martin Short Circuit

That's enough for now...
Some much funnier than others, but all amusing nonetheless...

 

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