Teach Shirts

You'd be surprised what you can learn from me.
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I came. I saw. I taught.
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Just call me "Teach."
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I learned my lesson. Have you learned yours?
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It takes one to teach one.
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I am teachy keen.
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I believe in freedom of teach.
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Don't teach this.
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Reach out and teach someone.
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I am wearing my new teach shirt.
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You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
But you can teach an old husband.
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My other class is far worse than this one.
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Flunk means fail.
Do I make myself clear?
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No talking, except during class.
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I grade papers with a road grader.
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My grading system is passing the test.
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Can you make the grade?
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Stop, look, listen…
Then run like hell.
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I expect everyone to do their best.
In spite of me.
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Class starts now!
Or forever hold your homework.
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I give HARD tests!
I use slate instead of paper.
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I am a walking, talking encyclopedia!
Except I am missing a few volumes!
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I got my PhD!
Phoney Doctorate.
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I teach Fizz Ed!
Because I am a bubbly person.
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I teach Math!
Because I can't Read.
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I teach Reading!
Because I can't do Math.
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I teach Writing!
Because no one else wants to.
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I teach Science!
Because I can.
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I teach History!
Because I am living proof.
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I teach Chemistry!
Because I was born in a test tube.
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I'm the Principal of the thing!
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Person next to Principal can wear T-shirt that says:
It's the Principal of the thing!
(with an arrow pointing to person next to him)
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I am about to retire.
Because I teached a long time.
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Teaching is a full-time (need another word that rhymes with job)
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Nails on a blackboard…
Are like music to my ears.
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I wish my class was smarter than this!
Page one is getting old.
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I only teach idiots and morons!
Are you willing to learn?
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This class makes me sick!
No coughing aloud!
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I lost my grade book!
Aren't you lucky?
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I lost my lesson plans!
Aren't you lucky?
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I have been tutoring the whole country.
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Toot if you love tutors!
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Toot for tutors!
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