Humor Writing Portfolio - SARS
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about SARS.
| Severe Acute
Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) is no joking matter. But here are some other rare syndromes that fall into the SARS rhyming acronyms category of infectious laughter syndromes: BARS - Hangout 'til hangover syndrome. JARS - All bottled up inside syndrome. You feel like your body is ajar. CARS - It'll drive you crazy syndrome. CZARS - You think you da' man syndrome. MARS - Red planet syndrome. You're like a Martian! FARS - Long distance hiccup syndrome. HARS - Non-stop laughing syndrome. Hardy-har-har! PARS - Frustrated golfer's who can't break par syndrome. SPARS - Accidental boxing syndrome. GARS - Ugly fisherman's syndrome. TARS - Gooey, oily roofer's syndrome. WARS - You're dead or I quit syndrome. VARS - Value-added resellers syndrome. STARS - You always see them syndrome. If you want to do some fun work and not get paid, you can come up with the full names of the syndromes that the acronym really stands for. For example, BARS - Bare ass rider syndrome. Of course they don't have to have anything to do with the syndrome descriptions above. Anything goes! |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
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