Humor Writing Portfolio - Rejection
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Rejection.
| After
one hole year of rejection I have begun to notice some tell-tale signs of
rejection... Bees refuse to sting me. A long day at the beach and the sun won't burn me. My bank wants to give me my money back. When I flush, it doesn't go down. Mosquitoes fly the other way. My wife will only watch me have sex. Used car salesmen don't acknowledge my presence in their lot. When I speed, cops will not pull me over. In the library, everybody starts yelling when I come in. When I wanna' have a drink, the bottles won't open. When I watch TV, the cable goes out. I walk into a restaurant and get leftovers. I went to a rock concert and people tried to stone me. Nurse won't stick me. The girls at the strip club put their clothes back on when I arrive. When I get a wake-up call, it's always a day late. When I mail in rebates, they always send me a bill. When I read books, the pages are always stuck together. These are just a few of my daily rejections. |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
Copyright 2006. Kramer. All rights reserved.