Humor Writing Portfolio - Recalled Toys and Games
Here is more comedy I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Recalled Toys and Games.
| Nope! I didn't say
Fun and Games! I said, "TOYS AND GAMES!" Aren't you glad you've got me to inform you? Ralph Nader would be so proud! Just in a St. Nick of time before Christmas! RECALLED TOYS AND GAMES LIST FOLLOWS me wherever I don't go... *** Dolls *** Barbiewire Dolls Crabbage Patch Dolls Braggedy Ann Dolls GI Joe Blow Dolls Raper Dolls Fatty Cathy Dolls *** Bored Games *** Chinese Wreckers Clueless Tittlywinks Riskque Crabble Candybland ScatterAlGoreies Family Prude Carears Malpractice Operation Spiked Punch Line Trivial Purr Suit Par Cheesy Wheel of Unfortune Yachtzoo Mrs. Potato Head *** Card Games *** Crummy 1,052 Card Pickup Crazy Mates Fearts Solitaire Confinement Three-card Full Monte Twenty-one Legal Drinking Age *** Assorted Toys and Games *** Frisbee Sting Speak-n-Smell Cold Wheels Unintendo Damecube XXXBOX Game Girl Retreat Stinky Stinkertoys Yo-yos Ho-hos Hacksaw Puzzle The Lion Queen VDV Magic Ate Balls Jock-in-the-Box Jock O'Lantern Mind Boggle Baton Swirling Bean Bag Hair Escalator Shoes Unhappy Face Whoya Hoop SpongeBob Wetpants Elmo's Fire Fat Legos Armos Bad Mood Rings Arnie the Dinosaur Bratz Not Again PlayDuh Etch-A-Wretch Don't Care Bears Pet Boulders Pet Socks Dong! (Pong sequel) Rubik's Boob Damagotchi Teddy Beer Chia Wet Reasons why these toys and games were recalled... I don't recall! LOL! Maybe... Fatty Cathy Dolls are so very politically incorrect for this time and place! |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
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