Humor Writing Portfolio - Reality TV
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Reality TV.
| Did you watch the
final episode of "Average Joe" last night? I didn't either. I knew the
Average Joe would lose. I'm an Average Joe, and I knew he would lose because
I always used to loose at the dating game. But I've got a great idea if the NBC TV Network big whigs are listening... "Average Josephine"! Have 15 butt ugly, hillbilly women stumble off a bus from Arkansas and meet Mr. Right. Then, half-way through the series of episodes unleash a bomb, that being four, well-endowed, scantily-clad Playboy Centerfolds arriving in a Lear Jet. Let Mr. Right choose from among the uglies and the babes as he narrows his search down to the final two. On the final episode, if he picks a butt guly girl he gets one million dollars, but don't tell him that until he makes his final pick on the final show. If he picks a Playboy Centerfold girl, then he only gets one dollar. Justice is served! Let's see now, we've got "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette." How 'bout "The Orphan?" On "The Orphan" show the child contestant adopts a new set of parents from among 15 different couples who are competing for a kid, but unable to conceive... of the trouble they are about to get themselves into with an ONLY CHILD!!! Just ask me, I know! You could also have "The Foster Child". The kid contestant adopts a new set of foster parents. From there we could evolve into "The Problem Child" TV reality show. And then "The Juvenile Delinquint" reality TV show. That would be my favorite show of all-time! We've got "Joe Millionaires." Why not "Joe Billionaire?" Let real billionaires like Bill Gates play the game, but they have to be single or divorced to enter and qualify, so Bill Gates can't play. I know, those guys can buy all the women they want, so why would they want to play? At least they wouldn't need to get prize money at the end of the show. Would they? How 'bout this show? "Big Bother" instead of "Big Brother?" People who love to hate each other have to live together in a one room house until they all kill each other to death. And finally, a new twist on an old reality TV show, "Survivor." The new show would be called "Slurvivor." Send a bunch of drunk contestants to the edge of the Earth and let them try to push each other off. The "Slurvivor" winner is the last one remaining on the edge of the Earth. |
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by Kramer
©2006
Copyright 2006. Kramer. All rights reserved.