Humor Writing Portfolio - Paradoxic
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Paradoxic.
| "Come
alive! Have fun!", that's paradoxic. If you like to sharpen your pencils until they disappear, that's paradoxic. If your stepfather steps on you, that's paradoxic. If you're black and your favorite color is white, that's paradoxic. If you water the lawn, but forget to turn on the sprinkler, that's paradoxic. If you go to a Planned Parenthood meeting with nine children, that's paradoxic. If you use your cell phone two times after the bartender shouts, "Last call!" that's paradoxic. If you go to 7-11 before 7 and after 11, that's paradoxic. If you cross the English Channel on TV, that's paradoxic. If you're a smoker and die from smoke inhalation, that's paradoxic. If you're a neurologist without any brains, that's paradoxic. If you're a gynecologist without any gynes, that's paradoxic. If you see a Bud Light at the end of the tunnel, you're an alcoholic. If you love to hate devil worship, that's paradoxic. If you paid more than $20,000 for a Yugo, that's really too bad. If you're a pig and you snort cocaine, that's paradoxic. If you're a human and you do it doggie-style, that's paradoxic. (...Just checking in with the censorship authorities... Seeing if they're awake...) If you attend Gym class and everyone there is named Gym, that's not paradoxic, that's just plain weird. If you are a playright and you never play fair, that's paradoxic. If you are a skunk and you use deodorant, that's paradoxic. If you're Kramer and you never get a job, that's paradoxic. |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
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