Humor Writing Portfolio - Mom and Dad Lines

 

Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.

This writing is about Mom and Dad Lines.

Slow down before someone gets hurt!
What makes you think you gotta fly through the house? .... Amelia Earhart's mom

Stop that tit for tat right now! ... Madonna's mom

Be careful! You might hurt yourself! ... Ralph Nader's mom

I'm fed up... Jeffery Dahmer's mommer

Keep it up! ... Linda Lovelace's mom

That's easy for you to say. ... Mel Tillis's mom
or
Don't make me say it again! ... Mel Tillis's dad

Need I remind you. ... Carl Jung's mom

Speak of the devil. ...Pope's mom

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. ... William Tell's mom

Watch your mouth! ... Tooth fairy's mom

Could I have a word with you? ... Louisa May Alcott's mom

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaa
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aah! ... Tarzan's mom and dad

If you know what's good for you. ... Betty Crocker's mom

How could you? ... Hilter's mom

Remember your manners. ... Ivan the Terrible's mom

How many times do I have to tell you! ... Ronald Reagan's mom

If there's anything you need. Don't hesitate to ask! ... Richard
Nixon's mom

What kind of circus do you think this is? ... P.T. Barnum's mom

Do you expect me to believe that? ... Jesus's mom

Act your age! ... Walt Disney's mom

How dumb do you think I am? ... Einstein's mom

Any friend of yours is a friend of mine! ... Norman Vincent Peale's
mom

Good grief! ... Charlie Brown's mom

Could I be excused? ... Martha Stewart's mom

Mind your own business! ... Jack Welch's mother

Use you head! ... Pele's mom

Do you get the picture? ... Hugh Hefner's mom

Keep your shirt on! ... Twiggy's mother

That's enough for now...



 

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