Slow down before
someone gets hurt!
What makes you think you gotta fly through the house? .... Amelia Earhart's
mom
Stop that tit for tat right now! ... Madonna's mom
Be careful! You might hurt
yourself! ... Ralph Nader's mom
I'm fed up... Jeffery Dahmer's
mommer
Keep it up! ... Linda Lovelace's mom
That's easy for you to say. ... Mel Tillis's mom
or
Don't make me say it again! ... Mel Tillis's dad
Need I remind you. ... Carl Jung's mom
Speak of the devil. ...Pope's mom
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. ... William Tell's mom
Watch your mouth! ... Tooth fairy's mom
Could I have a word with you? ... Louisa May Alcott's mom
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaa
aaaaaaaheeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa
aah! ... Tarzan's mom and dad
If you know what's good for you. ... Betty Crocker's mom
How could you? ... Hilter's mom
Remember your manners. ... Ivan the Terrible's mom
How many times do I have to tell you! ... Ronald Reagan's mom
If there's anything you need. Don't hesitate to ask! ... Richard
Nixon's mom
What kind of circus do you think this is? ... P.T. Barnum's mom
Do you expect me to believe that? ... Jesus's mom
Act your age! ... Walt Disney's mom
How dumb do you think I am? ... Einstein's mom
Any friend of yours is a friend of mine! ... Norman Vincent Peale's
mom
Good grief! ... Charlie Brown's mom
Could I be excused? ... Martha Stewart's mom
Mind your own business! ... Jack Welch's mother
Use you head! ... Pele's mom
Do you get the picture? ... Hugh Hefner's mom
Keep your shirt on! ... Twiggy's mother
That's enough for now...