Humor Writing Portfolio - Michael Jackson
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Michael Jackson.
| Hey Kids! Michael's Home! Come on down and join in the fun! The Neverland Ranch is "Tot to go!" And Michael Jackson is "Tot to Trot!" And get this... Michael has an open bedroom door policy! Let's get it on... I mean, let's get on with it! Some of these are Kramer originals and some I have heard before. Your guess is as good as mine... When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand. Why does Michael Jackson procrastinate? So he can get a little behind. What's Michael Jackson's favorite song? Just Beat It. What's Michael Jackson's favorite food? Fon(dle)due. What's the new name of Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch? Neverland Ranch Dressing. What's Michael Jackson's favorite proverb? Don't cut off your nose to spite your face. What are Michael Jacksons's favorite idioms? I swear it's one of these! Sour rapes. The tot calling the kettle black. Touch and blow. What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme? Humpty Rumpty. Who is Michael Jackson's Roman god of love? Stupid. What is Michael Jackson's favorite form of protest? Boy cot. What is Michael Jackson's favorite speech? I have a (wet) dream. What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common? Boys pants 1/2 off. Where does Michael Jackson want to retire? Bo(y)ise, Idaho. What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie? Some Like It Tot (1959). What are Michael Jackson's favorite videos to rent? You've Got Male! Boy Story. End of Story!!! |
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by Kramer
©2006
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