Humor Writing Portfolio - Medical Songs
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Medical Songs.
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Medical Hits... Plus a Billy Joel Medical Hit Parade Bonus <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> The Gland Played On For He's A Jolly Good Bed Fellow I Left My Heart In San Francisco General Hospital Foot, Foot, Footsie! (Good-bye) Yes Sir, That's My Rabie Up A Lazy Liver Looks Like We Made It Through Another Operation Almost Like Being In Glove If My Friends Could See Me Know They Wouldn't Need Laser Eye Surgery Ding-dong! The Nurse Is Dead The Doctor In The Dell Mary Had A Little Clam Three Blind Doctors Pick A Bale Of Cotton Out Of My Ears Crock Of Ages Come Back To Sorrento Medical Center Singin' In The Brain Hail To The Chef of the Hospital Old Dang Sinus Love Is A Many-Splinted Thing The Shadow Of Your Bile Somewhere My Glove My Nurse Has Lovely Hula Hands Tiny Bubbles In The Air Line How Are Things In Glocca Coma If I Had A Femur This Gland Is Your Gland On The Runny Side Of The Street Nut Cracker Suite I Made It Through The Brain If You Remember Me Your Anethesia Wore Off By The Beautiful Pee Dancing Spleen Here's That Brainy Day Down By The Liverside Shake Rattle And Blow If I Had My Life To Live Over It Wouldn't Be At This Medical Facility Try To Remember After I Remove Your Brain The Lady Is A Cramp Blood Is Bustin' Out All Over You Are Woman, I Am Man And I Kiss It And Make It Better Crease Get Me To The Clinic On Time I Could Have Operated All Night I've Grown Accustomed To Her Pace On A Fear Day In The Pill Of The Night NIGHT FEVER Let's Take The Whole Thing Off They Can't Take That Away From Me Unless I'm Under Someday My Bill Will Come The Bells Of St. Mary's Hospital Come Brain Or Come Shine Love Letters In The Gland You Turned The Operating Tables On Me <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> And Some Billy Joel Medical Hits... Operating (A) Room Of Our Own You May Be Tight Captain Quack Baby Gland Code Blue Of Silence (A) Matter Of Bust New York State Of Confusion Qualude Liver Worse Comes To Liver Worst Just The Way You Are Makes Me Ill Only The Good Die Old Scenes From A Hospital Cafeteria Roalinda's Eyes Have Cataracts Ain't No Crime To Cut Off Your Slime I've Loved These Days In The Recovery Ward Get It Right The Second Time <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Sorry Billy! I had to do it! ========== You Light Up My
Knife ==========
Reminds me of a song... |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
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