Humor Writing Portfolio - Math
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Math.
| Yo, Jerry, my man!
Dog Jerry! Yo dog! What's up? What's down? Don't tell me. The stock market? We all concur about the Mirthmetician. It's a genuwine concur consensus goin' on here. I never made it to the level of Mirthmetician. I was so close however to becoming a Marthmetician. I could add, subtract, multiple, divide and conquer (not concur, conquer)! I took over the whole Marth Department with divide and conquer. There were no remainders when I did my job. I left no exponents untouched. The class nerds were merely square roots in a gaggle of formulas. I met my quotient daily. My addend and subtrahend were never left without an exponentiation. You know the AlGoreithm lost in the last election. Maybe that had some bearing on the Mirthmetician's decision to lurk around. When you factorial it all in, the Mirthmeister was just an integer in a sea of theorems. His ratio of good jokes to bad jokes was a matrix of probability. Looking at things from another tangent makes it appears that there is power in numbers. The radical unknown of the universe make the volume of whole numbers totally variable between you and I. In the end... what this amounts to is a BIG FAT ZERO for all of us. But there is no mean percentage by which to judge ourselves without transposing our standard deviations just a little bit. Because behind every permutation stands a mutant ready to divide and conquer. This is just a fraction of what I am thinking, but will have to do for now since my odd number may be up. I am all done postulating for now. 'Til next time... |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
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