Humor Writing Portfolio - Martian Poll
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about a Martian Poll.
| In a poll
conducted by the Kramer Poll where unsuspecting Martians were called at
random during their dinner hour the following poll results were obtained: Favorite TV Show - My Favorite Martian Favorite Occupation - Ironworker Favorite Paint - Rustoleum Favorite Rust Remover - Naval Jelly Favorite Color - Red Favorite Planet - Mars Favorite Candy Bar - Mars Bars Favorite Communist - Karl Marsx Favorite Movie Stars - The Marsx Brothers Favorite Boy Band Star - Marsky Marsks Favorite Animal - Marsupial Favorite TV Western Actor - Marshal Dillon Favorite Celebration - Marsdigras Favorite Month - Marsch Favorite Running Event - Marsathon Favorite Building Material - Marsble Favorite Game - Marsbles Favorite Food - Marsgarine Favorite Fish - Marslin Favorite Magazine - Marstha Stewart Living Favorite Drink - Marstini I know there's more to Mars than meets the eye, but we only had time for this many questions. |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
Copyright 2006. Kramer. All rights reserved.