Humor Writing Portfolio - Livin' Large
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Livin' Large.
| Here are a small number of Livin'
LARGE truths... You know you're Livin' LARGE if: Your car has one of those bumper stickers that reads, "My other car is a Mercedes" and it's true. You weigh 500lbs., and can run a 4-hour mile. Your limo can't turn corners because it's too long. They name a public building after you, and you're not dead yet. Your name is Manuel, and you're not a landscaper. Your fish tank is the Omaha Aquarium. You get elected President, and you're from Arkansas!!! You're really enjoying "Sex in the City," and you're not talking about the TV show. You won first place in a Tom Cruise look-alike contest. You married the richest woman in the world for her looks. Time for me to get back to Livin' LARGE... |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
Copyright 2006. Kramer. All rights reserved.