Humor Writing Portfolio - Joke Model
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Joke Model.
| New game, for
anyone who wants to play. Form a joke on this model: Two bums--ragged, unshaven, dirty--meet on a park bench. One says to the other, "You'd never guess it to look at me now, but I used to be a broker." The second bum says, "I know. You were MY broker." So here are some joke starters. Two senators meet in the hall. One says... How'd you get elected? The other says... My last name is Kennedy! > > Two birds of paradise meet in a clearing. One says. > > How's it growin?. The other says... A little rough around the edges. > > Two history teachers meet in the faculty lounge. One says... Ever watch the History Channel?. The other says... My TV is history. > > Two goldfish meet in a tank at a pet store. One says . . . Do you know how to swim? The other one says... I didn't know goldfish could talk! > > Two amebas meet on a microscope slide. One says... > What is it with these people? The other one says... I wish they wouldn't look at us in such a bad light. > > Two geometric proofs meet in a math book. One says... How are you today? The other one says... I am kinda bent out of shape. > > Two fashion models meet in a dressing room. One says... > Have you ever walked the runway before? The other one says... Too many 747s named Ruben out there. > > Two potatoes meet in the produce department. One says Wow! You're one hot potato! The other one says... That's because I'm a spud muffin! > > Two comedy writers meet backstage. One says... Do you know any good jokes? The other says... I'm lookin' at him. |
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by Kramer
©2006
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