Humor Writing Portfolio - Going Bananas
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Going Bananas.
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original banana jokes. It's hard to do banana jokes without some sexual inuendos (is this how you spell inuendo? too lazy to look the stuff up today) slipping in, but I will try. What'd one banana say to the other banana? Wanna' get bunched? Why'd the banana cross the road? It a peeled to him. What's the difference between a ripe banana and a rotten banana? A few days. Why do monkey's eat bananas? Because they can. Where do monkey's hide their bananas? In their bananadanas. What'd the banana say to the ice cream? Wanna' split? I know these are sad. They sound like something out of a kid's joke book. LOL! Give me credit for trying. That's what the bank did! The really cool thing is that I only spent about 10 minutes on this banananananananana stuff and about 30 minutes having fun inventing bank jokes. So it's not like it takes me long to lose my mind and get creatively stupid. My banana needs a break after these green jokes. Be back later with more produce jokes! |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
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