Humor Writing Portfolio - Double Talking
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Double Talking.
| There were 2
undertakers talking: Undertaker 1: This is a dead end job! Undertaker 2: Take some extra anti-depressants! There were 2 blonde beauty queens talking at a parade: Queen 1: Well hi there! How do you do? I am Miss Carriage. Queen 2: Well hi there to you! I am fine. I am Miss Conceive. There were 2 calendars talking: Calendar 1: Wanna date? Calendar 2: Sorry... My calendar is full. There were 2 potheads talking: Pothead 1: Wow man... that Gary man... that guy is messed up man! Pothead 2: Equally wow man... that Thom man... that guy is too man! There were 2 hypnotist talking: Hypnotist 1: You're getting very sleepy. Hypnotist 2: You're getting very annoying. There were 2 clocks talking: Clock 1: You really tick me off! Clock 2: I don't have time for this! There were 2 peeping Thoms talking: Peeping Thom 1: Do you see what I see? Peeping Thom 2: It ain't over til the fat lady swings! There were 2 walkie-talkies talking: Walkie-talkie 1: What happens if one of us gets lost? Walkie-talkie 2: Then one of us will have nobody to talk to. There were 2 windows talking: Window 1: Drape! Drape! Window 2: Quick call the Drape Crisis Hotline! There were 2 American Idol toilets talking: Toilet 1: How's it feel to get #1? Toilet 2: Better than #2. There were 2 deaf mutes talking: Deaf mute 1: Deaf mute 2: Sorry... everybody's fair game in my games! I knew I shoulda quit while I was a head! That'll teach me!!! LOL!!! |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
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