Humor Writing Portfolio - Double Talking

 

Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.

This writing is about Double Talking.

There were 2 undertakers talking:
Undertaker 1: This is a dead end job!
Undertaker 2: Take some extra anti-depressants!

There were 2 blonde beauty queens talking at a parade:
Queen 1: Well hi there! How do you do? I am Miss Carriage.
Queen 2: Well hi there to you! I am fine. I am Miss Conceive.

There were 2 calendars talking:
Calendar 1: Wanna date?
Calendar 2: Sorry... My calendar is full.

There were 2 potheads talking:
Pothead 1: Wow man... that Gary man... that guy is messed up man!
Pothead 2: Equally wow man... that Thom man... that guy is too man!

There were 2 hypnotist talking:
Hypnotist 1: You're getting very sleepy.
Hypnotist 2: You're getting very annoying.

There were 2 clocks talking:
Clock 1: You really tick me off!
Clock 2: I don't have time for this!

There were 2 peeping Thoms talking:
Peeping Thom 1: Do you see what I see?
Peeping Thom 2: It ain't over til the fat lady swings!

There were 2 walkie-talkies talking:
Walkie-talkie 1: What happens if one of us gets lost?
Walkie-talkie 2: Then one of us will have nobody to talk to.

There were 2 windows talking:
Window 1: Drape! Drape!
Window 2: Quick call the Drape Crisis Hotline!

There were 2 American Idol toilets talking:
Toilet 1: How's it feel to get #1?
Toilet 2: Better than #2.

There were 2 deaf mutes talking:
Deaf mute 1:
Deaf mute 2:

Sorry... everybody's fair game in my games!

I knew I shoulda quit while I was a head! That'll teach me!!! LOL!!!
 

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