Humor Writing Portfolio - College and University Team Names
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about College and University Team Names.
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overview of Hi-er Edukation in Amerika. What follows is a list of colleges and their team names mascot names... but some of the names are without a doubt wrong, wrong, wrong! I have taken it upon myself to correct the wrongs! And here they are... Graceland College Yellow Jackets (WRONG WRONG WRONG) Graceland College Elvis Impersonators (RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT) Skidmore College Yellowjackets or Wombats or Golden Eagles (WRONG) Skidmore College Tires (RIGHT) American International Yellow Jackets (WRONG) American International Studies (RIGHT) Oral Roberts University Titans (WRONG) Oral Roberts University Dentists (RIGHT) Hobart College Statesmen (WRONG) Hobart College Dishwashers (RIGHT) Colgate University Red Raiders (WRONG) Colgate University Toothpastes (RIGHT) Rosary College Rebels (WRONG) Rosary College Beads (RIGHT) Shaw College Saints (WRONG) Shaw College Shank Redemptions (RIGHT) Eureka College Red Devils (WRONG) Eureka College Vacuums (RIGHT) High Point Panthers (WRONG) High Point Potheads (RIGHT) Assumption College Greyhounds (WRONG) Assumption College Bads (RIGHT) University of Dayton Flyers (WRONG) University of Dayton Blind Daters (RIGHT) Bard College Bardians (WRONG) Bard College Air Conditioners (RIGHT) Rust College Bearcats (WRONG) Rust College Oleums (RIGHT) Rocky Mountain College Bears (WRONG) Rocky Mountain College Highs (RIGHT) Hood College Blazers (WRONG) Hood College Boys-in-the-s (RIGHT) Boise State University Broncos (WRONG) Boise State University Girlsies (RIGHT) Wilberforce University Bulldogs (WRONG) Wilberforce University Wilbers (RIGHT) Wheeling College Cardinals (WRONG) Wheeling College Dealings (RIGHT) Coker College Cobras (WRONG) Coker College Colas (RIGHT) Centre College Colonials (WRONG) Centre College Off-centers (RIGHT) Pillsbury Baptist College Comets (WRONG) Pillsbury Baptist College Doughboys (RIGHT) Dordt College Defenders (WRONG) Dordt College Dorks (RIGHT) Dyke College Demons (WRONG) Dyke College (fill in the blank) (RIGHT) Lane College Dragons (WRONG) Lane College Changers (RIGHT) Moorhead State University Dragons (WRONG) Moorhead State University 69ers (RIGHT) Lehigh College Engineers (WRONG) Lehigh College Knee-highs (RIGHT) Mount Senario College Fighting Saints (WRONG) Mount Senario College Worst Cases (RIGHT) Hope College Flying Dutchmen (WRONG) Hope College Bobs (RIGHT) Iona College Gaels (WRONG) Iona College And-a-degrees (RIGHT) I give up... |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
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