Here are some very snotty Christmas Songs I found on my computer. I wonder how they got here?

This snotty song became an instant KKK Christmas hit -

"I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas"

The newspaper staff failed to achieve greatness with this snotty Xmas song -
"Hark! The Herald Tribune Angels Sing"

The Queer Eye for a Gay Guy Guys wrote they snotty Xmas song -
"It came upon the midnight queer"

Some backward, possibly dsylexic black musician dude came up with this favorite Christmas snotty song -
"Leon! Leon!"

The guys and dolls down at the local tanning salon cooked up this Christmas hit -
"O Tanning Balm! O Tanning Balm!"

The Abbreviated Song Writers of America did this snotty song -
"O Xmas Tree!"

Some steelworkers worked some magic on this song to make it their own -
"O Little Town of Bethlehem Steel"

The Christmas Is Too Big Society of America dreamed up this favorite snotty Christmas song -
"Halve Yourself A Merry Littler Christmas"

The Hall Family Beating Victims Foundation wrote this wonderful Xmas tune -
"Deck the Halls Family (because they are asking for it!)"

The Deaf Musician Society came up with this snotty winner of a song -
"Noisy Night"

The IQ-less Club of America wrote this all-time hit song -
"Frosty the Snowedman"

The Consortium of Nuclear Neophytes cooked up this billboard chart maker -
"Let it glow! Let it glow! Let it glow!"

Another snotty Christmas song, but the decomposer wished to remain anonymous -
"Dingle Balls"

Why would you write a song like this one Mommy? -
"I Saw Mommy Dissing Santa's Clothes"

The Podiatrist at the local Foot Center somehow found the time to write this snotty song -
"Single Smell Sock"

The Alphabet Goop Association wrote a snotty Xmas song too -
"Aolly Bolly Colly Dolly Eolly Folly Golly Holly Iolly Jolly Christmas"

And who can forget the Dead Poet Society's attempt at decomposing a snotty Xmas song -
"Code Blue Christmas"

This is snot funny! These Christmas Songs are just too stuffy for me, but if you're into this kind of snotty stuff,