Humor Writing Portfolio - Chapter 11
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Chapter 11.
| Favorite reasons
to declare Chapter 11: Declaring Chapters 1 thru 10 didn't work! Forgot how to count money! 11 is my lucking number! Gave at the orifice! My motto, "Finder's weepers, Loser's keepers!" My other motto, "A penny spent is a penny burned!" The only moolah I owned was my cow! I shopped 'til I dropped at the Million Dollar Store! Supported Badwill Industries! "Buy One, Don't Get One Free" coupons! Try living off Mother Teresa's inheritance! Used H&R Blockhead to do my taxes! Stored money in a trust fund at the Iraqi National Museum! Gave 'til it hurt! |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
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