Humor Writing Portfolio - Bands

 

Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.

This writing is about Bands.

Here are some more Groups for Groupies...

When the members of a Group get old and die the name of the Group will have to be changed to reflect the solo act size of the Group as follows:

Tis' The Season (formerly The Four Seasons)

All Alone On Top (formerly The Four Tops)

The Letterman (formerly The Lettermen)

The Village Person (formerly The Village People)

Stoned (formerly Sly and the Family Stone)

The Associate (formerly The Association)

The Cop (formerly The Police)

Nothing But Tears (formerly Blood, Sweat and Tears)

Adolescence (formerly Boyz II Men)

Stolen Cars (formerly The Cars)

What The "El" (formerly Chicago)

The Beach Bum (formerly The Beach Boys)

The Hee Bee Gee Bee (formerly The Bee Gees)

Leastie Boy (formerly Beastie Boys)

The Petting Zoo (formerly The Animals)

Short Circuit (formerly AC/DC)

The Widow (formerly The Mamas and the Papas)

Ground Beef (formerly Meat Loaf)

Man at Play (formerly Men at Work)

Extinction (formerly The Eagles)

Grand Funk Trolley (formerly Grand Funk Railroad)

Shell Casings N' Dried Flowers (formerly Guns N' Roses)

Rotted Fish (formerly Hootie and the Blowfish)

Sunburned (formerly K.C. and the Sunshine Band)

Aorta (formerly Heart)

The Isley Brotha (formerly The Isley Brothers)

Haulin' Oates (formerly Hall and Oates)

Foil (formerly Metallica)

Walk-D.M.C. (formerly Run-D.M.C.)

Unsalted (formerly Salt-N-Pepa)

Viagra (formerly The Sex Pistols)

Private Enemy (formerly Public Enemy)

Pounding Headache (formerly Nine Inch Nails)

Single Serving (formerly The Platters)

Spice Bag (formerly Spice Girls)

Stung (formerly Sting)

Talking Deads (formerly Talking Heads)

Diana Loss (formerly The Supremes)

One Dog Day (formerly Three Dog Night)

The Tortoise Shells (formerly The Turtles)

T Hee (formerly TLC)

The Sinner (formerly The Temptations)

EZ Bottom (formerly ZZ Top)

No (formerly Yes)

Cheap Drunk (formerly Cheap Trick)

The Napkins (formerly The Coasters)

Junior (formerly Danny and the Juniors)

The Fugitive (formerly The Drifters)

Dust (formerly Earth, Wind and Fire)

You Guessed It (formerly The Guess Who)

The Beatle (self-explanatory or is that explanetory in this case?)

The Rolling Stone (self-evident)

The Who? (formerly The Who)

Backstreet Boy (selfish-explanatory)

Not N'Sync (do-it-yourself)

The Door (you know... the self... thing again)

Princess (formerly Queen)

The Monkey (formerly The Monkies)

The Average White Man (formerly White Band)

Gladys Knight & The Pip Squeak (formerly Pips)

The Village Idiot (formerly Village People)

Jefferson Glider (formerly Airplane)

B.U. = Before Universe (formerly Genesis)

U1 (formerly U2)


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As bands grow and become larger their names are changed to the following names...

The Rolling Stones become the Geologists?

Air Supply becomes Oxygen Tank?

Wee! Wee! This is way funner than the Walking Dead Group game!

Alabama becomes the United States?

The Eagles become The Aviary?

The Association becomes The Organization?

Earth, Wind and Fire becomes The Universe?

Madonna becomes a Trio?

The Police becomes The Army?

U2 becomes U All?

Wee! Wee! I love playing this game. Thanks for this game Baby Ruthie!

Strawberry Alarm Clock becomes Big Ben?

Sly and the Family Stone becomes Sly and the Family Reunion? or would it be Family Reincarnation?

Wee! Wee! Wee! All the way home! I bet Jerry's gonna' love this new game! LOL!

The Village People become The Town People?

The Cars become The Dealership?

Wee! Wee! Hee! Hee! Hee!

The Doors become The Set on Let's Make A Deal?

98 Degrees becomes The Boiling Point?

Chicago becomes Illinois? (but nobody can pronounce it)

Boyz II Men becomes The Shriners?

The Sex Pistols becomes Guys Gone Wild?

Queen becomes Homecoming Court?

Hee! Hee! This is so much fun! Thanks Baby Ruthie!

Abba becomes Cadabra? (maybe not)

Chuck Berry becomes Bottle of Wine?

Beatles become The Plague?

ZZ Top becomes ZZ Top to Bottom?

Spice Girls become Married and Divorced?

Blood, Sweat, and Tears becomes All of Your Emotions?

The Who becomes The Who's Who In Bands?

LOL! LOL! LOL! Wee again! Wee again and again and again! Good game Baby Ruthie!

The Spinners become The Dizziest Musicians Around?

The Average White Band becomes The Average White Male Population?

K.C. and the Sunshine Band becomes K.C. and the Moonshine Band?

The Monkies become The Zoo?

Chase becomes Apprehended? (I am not sure I am playing the game right at this point in time. LOL! But it's still hilarious to me!

Sister Sledge becomes Sorority Sledge?

The Lettermen become The Post Office?

I love your Four Freshmen joke Mike!!!

The Four Tops become The Four Complete Outfits? LOL!

Steely Dan becomes Steely Dan, Dave, Frank, Bill, Joe, Ted, Harry, Alex, Peter, Wade, Mark, Vince, Elmo, Randy, Tom, Andy, Carl, Bob?

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What if two famous bands joined forces? Combined Bands...

Madonna and The Sex Pistols combined...
Madonna and The Sex Pistols

Talking Heads and The Sex Pistols combined...
Talking Sex

Galdys Knight and The Pips combined with The Average White Band...
Gladys Knight and The Average White Band

The Association and U2 combined...
The Association and U2

Deep Purple and Heart combined...
Deep Purple Heart

The Village People combined with The Police...
The Volunteer Police

Spyro Gyra combined with The Spinners...
Physics

The Spinners combined with The Four Tops...
The Spinning Tops

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