Humor Writing Portfolio - Anti-depressants

 

Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.

This writing is about Anti-depressants.

Has anyone ever noticed that the word "Funeral" starts with the
word "Fun"? What does that tell you?

Here are a few of my ideas for "Funnieral" material:

"I take so many antidepressants that I get thrown out
of funerals for lap dancing."

"I take so many antidepressants that I get thrown out
of funerals for dressing up like an angel and acting like one too."

or you could dress up like the devil and get tossed out as well.

"I take so many antidepressants that I get thrown out
of funerals for telling jokes about death and dying."

"I take so many antidepressants that I get thrown out
of funerals for playing ventriloquist dummy with the deceased."

"I take so many antidepressants that I get thrown out
of funerals for telling everyone I used to be on Dark Shadows."

Nawwwwww. Not that one.

"I take so many antidepressants that I get thrown out
of funerals for tying tin cans to the back of the hearse."

and similar

"I take so many antidepressants that I get thrown out
of funerals for writing 'Just Died' on the back window of the
hearse."

"I take so many antidepressants that I get thrown out
of funerals for pretending to be a hypnotist, hypnotizing the
deceased."

"I take so many antidepressants that I get thrown out
of funerals for doing stand-up comedy during the eulogy."

"I take so many antidepressants that I get thrown out
of funerals for coming as you are."
 

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