All About POSTS

Humor Writing Portfolio - All About POSTS

Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.

This writing is All About POSTS.

From now on LaughLovers... Kramer is going to do One-A-Day-Multiple POSTS. They are like One-A-Day-Multiple Vitamins and they come in a single bottled up message and are delivered at some point during the day or night when you least expect it. During this POST bellum period and immediately following Buddy Hackett's POST mortem, I have decided to cut some of you Yahoo's a break and limit my POSTS to One-A-Day-Multiple POSTS. I considered leaving the Group and sending you all a POSTcard, but I knew I was the POSTer child for the Group and that would be POSThaste. Instead I went to a hypnotist and following my POSThypnotic experience I became a man. I became a POSTgraduate. I went from POSTer child to POSTman in a few short hours. I am not going to POSTpone the inevitable any longer. I will write a One-A-Day Multiple POST and each one will contain a shameless plug as usual. Let's call the shameless plug a POSTscript from now on. Soon you will all elevate me to POSTmaster because of my extreme POSTal control. I will leave my POSTmark on the Group with my One-A- Day-Multiple POSTS, but at the same time I will not POSTulate about POSTS. It's a worn out subject at this point in time and I am sick and tired of responding to POST Grape Nuts and POST Toasties. Now I bow before God and become a POSTulant and go into a period of POSTulancy to heal from this POST-war POSTlude. Cover your POSTteriors while you lurk around because I will be POSTing through another POSTern POSTbox and sometimes my stuff will have to be POST-dated because of limits on the number of POSTS. One-A- Day-Multiple POSTS it is! Does this leave everyone with a feeling of POSTImpressionism or are you feeling more POSTexilic?

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Hey Postmen and Postwomen! I am going post-al today! I propose a new posting game whereby the winner gets a FREE PERSONALIZED POST. Could even be a 1K gold-plated fence post. Here are the rules for the posting game. The game is timed. The game takes one hour. Whoever makes the most posts in one hour is the winner! Of course we can't start without tHOm and Gary and Mike and Jerry and Murray and Rephahaha and Debbie and Earley and Zook and Eric and ME! But I am afraid tHOm would have an unfair advantage. He has had more pwactice den duh west of us. Post-humously I post-ed this message about post-ing post-s for post-war, post-dated, post-mortem reasons. What do you say I post- pone this message until later? If you think belonging to this Group and putting up with all of these posts is bad, you should try working at the POST OFFICE! LOL!!!!

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