Humor Writing Portfolio - Hair Color
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Hair Color.
| I don't
know about you, but I see nothing but garbage coming out of the new Loreal
"Hairdo, Hair, Hair" hair colour collection... This hair line has got to go! It will never fly! It must be hijacked! Would ya' check out these colours? Don't you just love the way they spell COLORS? Like it's going to get me to buy their products! And here they are... Bleached Dumb Blonde Irish Temper Red Martha Stewart Gray Rubber Chicken Yellow Hairley Davidson Black Clorox Bleached Blonde Head Over Heels Brown Michael Jackson White Wastewater Treatment Brown Auburn Alumni Auburn Unbeached Blonde Iraqi Desert Sand Redneck Seement Headloss Horseman Off White Goldylocks and the Three Hairs Fat Ash All Over Tan Off Black James "You're under arrest!" Brown Bitch Birch Dreary Dreadlocks Unsolid Oak Mama Cass MaHOGany Burnt "Agent" Orange Squirrely Walnut Bald Eagle (This one was a real mistake!) |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2006
Copyright 2006. Kramer. All rights reserved.