Dance

Humor Writing Portfolio - Dance

Here is some more comedy I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.

This writing is about Dance.

Variations of dance- Tap dancing - Dancing where you tap your toes and feet. Rap dancing - Dancing where you knock on wood. Wrap dancing - Dancing where you fold and then tape. Snap dancing - Dancing where you snap your fingers while you dance. Pap dancing - Dancing at the gynecologist's office. Crap dancing - Dancing where you watch where you step. Lap dancing - Dancing where you... well you know. Map dancing - Dancing where you get lost. Cap dancing - Dancing where you wear something on your head. Nap dancing - Dancing where you sleep-dance. Trap dancing - Dancing where you catch animals while dancing. Strap dancing - Dancing where you pull strings while dancing. Clap dancing - Dancing where you clap your hands together. Hap dancing - Dancing where you dance carelessly. Flap dancing - Dancing where you cause a disturbance.

Slap dancing - Dancing where you slap the crap out of other dancers. Chap dancing - Dancing where you dance with an old English chap. Dap dancing - Dancing where you caulk the cracks of other dancers. Gap dancing - Dancing where you dance in clothes bought at the Gap. Jap dancing - Dancing where you dance with someone Made in Japan. Sap dancing - Dancing where you dance like a tree blowing in the wind and leave. Yap dancing - Dancing where you can't stop talking while dancing. Zap dancing - Dancing where you get shocked while dancing.

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